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• Before I judge my neighbor, let me walk a mile in his moccassins. -- Sioux proverb
• Homer: Don't worry, this frosting will come right off.
  [looking to the ball] Beauty, isn't she? Marge...
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  Krusty: Yes I have. Lawyer: [surprised] You have?...
• But let me tell you, the slim lazy Homer you knew is dead.
  Now I'm a big fat dynamo. -- Homer Simpson King-Size Home...
• I'm the only one in my neighborhood who has a life-size map of the United States.
  When people ask me where I live, I tell them E-5....
• You can judge the success of a man by his bodyguards.
• You judge the acts of others only by their intentions.
• You judge your own acts only by their consequences.