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• Mrs. Smith, do you believe that you are emotionally unstable?
  I should be. How many times have you committed suicide?...
• he rules of the game must be constantly updated to keep up with the expanding technology.
  Otherwise we overkill the classic climbs and delude ourselves into thinking we are better climbers than the pioneers....
• When you start talking about sleaze, I think some in the media ought to look in the mirror.
  Now what's the motivation of this? I can't think of any other motivating factor other than you want to hurt the President and help Bill Clinton....
• Goodbye, Everybody! -- Last words of Hart Crane, poet, -- who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage.
• How immense appear to us the sins that we have not committed.
• The crimes we are about to depict have been specially committed for this program.
• If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth, in your underwear, don't start thinking of what other words have "under" in them, because that's probably the first sign of jungle madness.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• Not body enough to cover his mind decently with; his intellect is improperly exposed.
  -- Sydney Smith (1769-1845) -- Lady Holland's Memoir, Vol. i, p. 258...
• Look honey the Jones' have the bomb. -- Mrs. Smith