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• Harry constantly irritated his friends with his eternal optimism.
  No matter how bad the situation, he would always say, "Well, it could have been worse....
• Joe and Willie were partners in the fur business, and they agreed that whichever one died fi
  he other would place one thousand dollars in the coffin of the deceased to cover whatever expenses came up in the next world....
• HOME COOKING -- the place many a man thinks his wife is.
• Floppy Joe: Home Computer Addic
• On the day of his anniversary, Joe was frantically shopping around for a present for his wife.
  He knew what she wanted, a grandfather clock for the living room, but he found the right one almost impossible to find....
• She is an excellent creature, but she can never remember which came first, the Greeks or the Romans.
  -- Benjamin Disraeli, of his wife...
• Sometimes, too long is too long. -- Joe Crowe