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• As funny as a dead baby joke in a crematorium.
• I knew the gun was loaded but I didn't think he'd kill. -- Glen Frey
• Joe came home to a wife and a revolver. His gun was loaded too. The feeling was quite mutual.
• Remember kids, if there's a loaded gun in the room, be sure that you're the one holding it.
  -- Mr. Greenfatigue...
• People look at you kind of funny when you walk down the street naked with a gun.
• I consider your very testy and quarrelsome people in the same light as I do a loaded gun, which may, by accident, go off and kill one.
  -- Shenstone...
• This is a baby sig that someday hopes to grow up to be a big, powerful and funny sig.
  -- d_kenned@oz.plymouth.edu...
• pop gun / cap gun.