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• The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
  -- Lou Holtz (American football coach)...
• Tourist: Hey, this isn't faux dive. This is a dive.
  Moe: You're a long way from home, yuppie boy....
• Are beer commercials great or what?
• SYSOP: Snooty Yuppie Sitting On Potty
• Beer commercials are so patriotic: "Made the American Way.
  What does that have to do with America? Is that what America stands for?...
• A surefire way to get unwanted guests to leave is the threat of showing family pictures taken by an 8 mm camera by someone who never handled the thing before.
• Dear God, just give me one channel!
  [dramatic camera angle] -- Homer can't fix the TV set, "The Way We Wa...