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• Are beer commercials great or what?
• Lisa: [weepy] Thank you, Bart. I promise I won't make fun of you later for this.
  Homer: [sniffs] Show 'em what American butts are made of, Son....
• America is just not what it used to be!
• What does ginger beer have to do with CJ's books?
• Program - what commercials try to do to us.
• What we do is as American as lynch mobs. America has always been a complex place.
  -- Jerry Garcia (1942-1995), Musician, the Greatful Dead -- Rolling Stone magazine, (November 30, 1989)....
• Yeah, but what does Habs stand for? Have Another Beer Stupid?
• Q: What's the difference between Bell Labs and the Boy Scouts of America?
  A: The Boy Scouts have adult supervision....
• One thing to be said for Columbus, he didn't miss the boat, but about his discovery of America, what is so great about that?
  The place is quite literally too big to miss. Some say that Columbus found America, but this is incorrect, inasmuch as at the time of discovery, America was not listed as lost....