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• Just give me the coffee, and no one will get hurt.
• Spilling your drink is alcohol abuse!
• No one has yet programmed a computer to be of two minds about a hard problem or to burst out laughing.
  -- Lewis Thoma...
• One day I shall burst my bud of calm and blossom forth into hysteria
• I broke a leg one time, spilt coffee all over...
• Brockman: Kent Brockman at the Action News desk. A massive tanker has run aground on the central coastline, spilling millions of gallons of oil on Baby Seal Beach.
  Lisa: [gasps] Oh, no! Homer: It'll be okay, honey....
• To be thrown on one's own resources is to be cast in the very lap of fortune
  for our faculties undergo a development, and display an energy, of which they were previously unsusceptible....
• A lap behind the field.
• LAP: Laugh At Program