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  -- Woody Allen, "Stardust Memorie...
• I had two heart attacks before I bought this exercise bicycle.
  "And since then?" "I've had two more." -- Woody Allen, "Stardust Memorie...
• We like your movies - especially the early, funny ones. -- Woody Allen, "Stardust Memorie
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  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. -- Woody Alle
• Showing up is 80 percent of life. -- Woody Alle
• Showing up is 80% of life. -- Woody Alle
• Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. WOODY ALLEN