Ambidextrous instructors will erase with one hand while writing with
the other.
-- M. M. Johnston
the other.
-- M. M. Johnston
Related:
- Slightly deaf students will have instructors who mumble.
M. M.... - The office space and salaries of college administrators are in inverse
proportion to those of the instructors.
M. M.... - An A is easily obtained if a student calls his instructor "Professor."
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M. M.... - During an exam, the pocket calculator battery will fail.
M. M.... - He who can will. He who can't, will teach.
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M. M.... - If a course requires a prerequisite, a student will not have had it.
M. M.... - Exams will always contain questions not discussed in class.
M. M.... - If a student has to study, he will claim that the course is unfair.
M. M.... - All math classes begin at 8 AM; also, movies on Federal Government.
M. M....
From the same category:
- Bluegrass is not just
a weed... - An ounce of butter is worth a shilling of
trombones... - A plague of sighing and grief! It blows a man up like a bladder.
William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV --... - A woman may very well form a friendship with a man,
but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little... - Tomorrow night is nothing but one long sleepless wrestle with yesterday's
omissions and regrets.
William Faulkner, Intruder in the...
