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• I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off....
• My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate.
  I said, "Just wait." -- Judy Tenuta...
• I can't seem to find time to procrastinate...
• I'll be unstopable when I get started...
• Beergut? Nah, I just got pregnant before I started drinking.
• JUST GET OUT OF MY WAY; I CAN DO IT RIGHT.
• Live today; you can always procrastinate tomorrow.
• Bart: Look, Mom, it feels really weird having you on my turf.
  How would you feel if I started mopping the floor?...
• I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world? -- Zippy the Pinhead