I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
Related:
- I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be.
I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..." -- Steven... - I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table,
and found spirit gum. -- Steven... - I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Steven... - I went to a garage sale. How much for the garage? It's not for sale.
Steven... - I wonder,
are the San Francisco Giants moving to Florida to avoid... - The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
Mark... - I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said,
Don't I know you? -- Steven... - I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time".
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.... - The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
I almost went back in time. -- Steven...
From the same category:
- in Jane Fonda's back yard before they are born
and
get to pray in school and go to fight in El Salvador... - Another good night not to sleep in a
eucalyptus tree... - I just
do it... - You worry too much about your job. Stop it.
You're not paid enough to worry... - free:
freeing free...
