I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said,
Don't I know you?
-- Steven Wright
Don't I know you?
-- Steven Wright
Related:
- I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time".
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.... - I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime." So I
ordered French Toast in the Rennaissance.
Steven... - Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -
so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance. --... - Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before. -- Steven... - I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time".
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. ... - Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant.
I said, "I'll be the one driving the Mercedes and wearing... - I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet
in the shape of an Ouija board.
You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the... - I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be.
I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..." -- Steven...
