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• You are the greatest lover I have ever had." "Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone.
  -- Woody Allen, "Love and Death...
• I was the best I ever had. -- Woody Alle
• Go ahead, I dare you to steal this tagline!
• I can't believe you haven't had sex in 200 years." "204 if you count my marriage.
  -- Woody Allen, "Sleepe...
• I should have stayed in college." "What would you be if you had stayed in college?
  "I was in the black studies program. By now I could have been black." -- Woody Allen, "Banana...
• I steal tags.... Where do you think I got this one????
• You know you're there when they steal your taglines.
• I'm a Catholic. I'm like most Catholics. When I grew up I quit.
  I can't quite understand some religions. They're all supposed to be right....
• I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox. -- Woody Alle