Sure I stole. Why not? When I grew up, you had to
steal to eat. Then you had to steal to tip.
-- Woody Allen
steal to eat. Then you had to steal to tip.
-- Woody Allen
Related:
- You are the greatest lover I have ever had."
"Well,
I practice a lot when I'm alone." -- Woody Allen,... - I was the best I ever had.
--
Woody... - Go ahead,
I dare you to steal this tagline... - I can't believe you haven't had sex in 200 years."
"204 if you count my marriage."
-
Woody Allen,... - I should have stayed in college."
"What would you be if you had stayed in college?"
"I was in the black studies program.
By now I could have been black." -- Woody Allen,... - I steal tags....
Where do you think I got this one???... - You know you're there when they steal your
taglines... - I'm a Catholic. I'm like most Catholics. When I grew up I quit.
I can't quite understand some religions. They're all... - I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Woody...
From the same category:
- Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper.
Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage... - Thus spake the master programmer:
"When program is being tested,
it is too late to make design changes." -- Geoffrey... - Full wise is he that can himselven knowe.
-- Geoffrey Chaucer (1328-1400)
-
The Monkes Tale, Line... - Woman, seductively:) Hi, I'm Linda. You know, it can be
really lonely when you're a fashion model.
Sometimes I just have to... (Interrupting:) Oh come... - For her own breakfast she 'll project a scheme,
Nor take her tea without a stratagem.
Edward Young (1684-1765) -- Love of Fame, Satire vi...
