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• If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
  -- Ann Lande...
• It's smarter to be lucky than it's lucky to be smart.
• A man will be a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife.
  -- Al Bundy, (Married With Children)...
• Flirt: A woman who thinks it's every man for herself.
• Many a man who thinks he's going on a maiden voyage with a woman finds out later that it was just a shake-down cruise.
• HOME COOKING -- the place many a man thinks his wife is.
• Ah, Mozart! He was happily married, but his wife wasn't. -- Borge
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• A man gets what he wants by acting smart; a woman, by playing dumb.