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  . likes to pass. And pass he does, with a record 86 attempts (three completions) in 87 plays....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• A man sank into the psychiatrist's couch and said, "I have a terrible problem, Doctor.
  I have a son at Harvard and another son at Princeto...
• I never know what to get my father for his birthday.
  I gave him a hundred dollars and said, "Buy yourself something that will make your life easier....
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
• In the Plaza Hotel once, when I was doing the quiz show, there was a priest in the elevator.
  I hope you're not offended by this--I'd tell a story about a rabbi but it doesn't fit, and neither did the rabbi and they finally threw him out of the synagogue....
• It was pity stayed his hand. "Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito.
  -- Harvard Lampoon, "Bored of the Ring...
• It was pity stayed his hand. "Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito.
  -- _Bored_of_the_Rings_, a Harvard Lampoon parody of Tolkei...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...