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  What the hell do you care if someone comes over and fools around with you and your genitals?...
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• I buy newspapers to make money to buy more newspapers to make money.
  As for editorial content, that's the stuff you separate ads with....
• If a man runs after money - that man is money-crazy.
  If a man keeps the money he earns - he is a capitalist....
• Bart: You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV and eating food?
  ? Lisa: There's a lot more to it than that, Bart....
• Often people attempt to live their lives backward
  hey try to have more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want, so they will be happier....
• However, on religious issues there can be little or no compromise.
  There is no position on which people are so immovable as their religious beliefs....