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• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
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• 64? Where did 64 come into it?" I hear you cry. Well, 64 is 8 squared, don't you see?
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• I used to be an idealist, but I got mugged by reality.
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• I wanted a manly mail reader... I got a silly one [SIGH]
• Grandma got run over by a dragon.
• I am a dragon. You are not a dragon. Any questions?