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• There is no use crying over distilled milk. -- My Grandso
• I would ask that you stop fiddling with my ears. -- Data
• The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, "Where the F!
  CK is my ROOF ?!?" -- Pat Calitri...
• Sometimes I think my ears are hearing voices.
• And the rabbit said.."Not on MY ears you don't!
• No, thank you. My ears are too sweet now.
• I had some morals, luckily, I got my money back.
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• I am the Shadow Man, and *I* will never harm the person under whose bed *I* live.
  "Glad to hear it, my man... Hey, don't stay out too late, and when you get back, make sure you shut the window....