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  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• Phoebe: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know
  I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too....
• For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
  .. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out... -- Stephen Wrigh...
• For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
  I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Homer: I won't let them treat Poochie like dirt anymore just because he's the new guy.
  Roy: Right on, Mr. S! Homer: Put a sock in it, Roy. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• Mindy: Homer? [whispers] I got a really wicked idea that could get us into a _lot_ of trouble.
  Homer: Oh, Mindy...we have to fight our temptation....
• I finally got it all together. Then I forgot where I put it.