It Would Be Safer] Never To Participate In Anything In The Future Without Consulting The American Legion Or Your Local Chamber Of Commerce.

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[It would be safer] never to participate in anything in the future
without consulting the American Legion or your local Chamber of Commerce.
-- Martin Dies (1900-?)

This fortune is dedicated to your mother, without whose invaluable assistance last night would never have been possible.
Stop! Modem police. We clocked your Sportster at over 1900 cps!
Polymorphing your dog probably makes you safer.
These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make.
-- Steve Marti...
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
-- Miss Manners (Judith Martin)...
It's far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
Judith S. Marti...
The guard dies, but never surrenders. -- Fougemo
Your knowledge would be useless without my ignorance!

It Would Be Safer] Never To Participate In Anything In The Future Without Consulting The American Legion Or Your Local Chamber Of Commerce.

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