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• Trust everybody, but cut the cards. -- Finley Peter Dunne
• Thanks, Bart! We got the day off from school for this!
  -- Milhouse attends Bart's wake, "Bart the General...
• Gratitude is something of which none of us can give too much.
  For on the smiles, the thanks we give, our little gestures of appreciation, our neighbors build up their philosophy of life....
• Don't jump on a man unless he's down. -- Finley Peter Dunne
• Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting. -- Finley Peter Dunne
• We males cannot really know the misery of female birth control, just as we cannot know the pain of childbirth (a fact for which I get down on my knees and give thanks at every opportunity).
  -- Dave Barry...
• From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes a life." -- Arthur Ashe
• The love we give away is the only one we keep. -- Elbert Hubbard
• The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
  -- Finley Peter Dunne (1867-1936)...