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• What was I to do, take away your only hope? I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
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• What do you mean, QWK? It took me over an hour to read!
• On the other hand, the TCP camp also has a phrase for OSI people.
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  .. Burns: Oh, look! Some ... careless person has left thousands and thousands of dollars just lying here on my ....
• Fool! said my muse to me, look in thy heart, and write.
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• Why shouldn't the American people take half my money from me? I took all of it from them.