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• The plural of mouse is........mice.
• Bring music to someone's life: donate an organ!
• Two little mice went swimming. And one of the mice started to drown.
  The other mouse dragged him out and tried to save him....
• The best laid schemes o' mice and men Gang aft a-gley
  And leave us naught but grief and pain For promised joy. -- Robert Burns, To a Mouse...
• It's a good job I'm not colour blind because both teams are playing in black and white.
• May you always have someone to share your bed and board
  mice, lice, rats, gnats, bedbugs, and fleas....
• Management: How many feet do mice have? Reply: Mice have four feet.
  M: Elaborate! R: Mice have five appendages, and four of them are feet....
• All creatures must learn to coexist. That's why the brown bear and the field mouse can share their lives and live in harmony.
  Of course, they can't mate or the mice would explode. -- Betty White (in The Golden Girls)...
• drunk mouse syndrome n. (also `mouse on drugs') A malady exhibited by the mouse pointing device of some computers.
  The typical symptom is for the mouse cursor on the screen to move in random directions and not in sync with the motion of the actual mouse....