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• Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream.
• Turn off the computer and go to bed.
• This mind intentionally left blank.
• A car that starts when you have to go to work won't turn over on your day off. -- Doug Larso
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
  That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
• Edna: OK, it's book report time. We'll do them alphabetically.
  Today it's A through M. Bart: I'm saved!...
• Welcome to the Politically Correct States of America.
  Please turn your mind in to the nearest oppressed minority pressure group....