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• You can tell how bad a musical is by how many times the chorus yells, "Hooray!" -- Crosby's Law
• Hindu to Christian: "How many *times* have you been born-again?
• How many times do you need to be tolled anyway?
• Homer: [lying on the couch] Oh, Maaarge, I'm still hurt!
  \\ [rings a handbell] Maaarge!...
• Timothy: "How can you lift something so heavy?" Data
  I am an android. My strength is many times that of a human....
• Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you? _____FIRST you rape, ____THEN you pillage!
  !...
• Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you? First you rape, then you pillage!!
• QUOTIENT, n. A number showing how many times a sum of money belonging to one person is contained in the pocket of another -- usually about as many times as it can be got there.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...