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• It's not so hard to lift yourself by your bootstraps once you're off the ground.
  -- Daniel B. Lute...
• When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity
  for every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another when your boss is away and you get twice as much done....
• It is so very hard to be an on-your-own-take-care-of- yourself-because-there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-you grown up.
• Ground yourself, THEN hug your motherboard!
• As you plummet towards the rocky ground below, the Necromancer's horrid laughter is heard echoing off the prison walls, and you find yourself yourself .
  . . ....