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• When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity
  for every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another when your boss is away and you get twice as much done....
• Homer: Shary Bobbins, I want another beer. Shary: Well, you know, Homer [musical intro, Shary starts singing] If there's a job that must be done, You'll find it's much more fun.
  .. Homer: [interrupting] You'll find it's even _more_ fun if _you_ get it for _me_!...
• Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be done, whether you like it or not.
  Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you a hundred virtues which the idle never know....
• It is a good idea, particularly when you are doing the eyes, to get the sitter to look at you.
  In this way the portrait will look in every direction and at everyone who looks at it....
• And when do you expect to get married?" "Oh, right away, sport, right away, you know!
  I 'aven't 'ad it for weeks!" -- Monty Pytho...
• What do you get when you cross a Klingon with a politician?
  Someone in Washington who might actually get something done!...
• I love you Sooo Much, ...When Your Far Far Away