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• I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
• Priest: "May the Lord have mercy on your soul." Verdoux
  Why not? After all, it belongs to Him." -- Charles Chaplin, "Monsieur Verdoux...
• Homer: [narrating a TV commercial] Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers?
  And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow?...
• The day-to-day travails of the IBM programmer are so amusing to most of us who are fortunate enough never to have been one -- like watching Charlie Chaplin trying to cook a shoe.
• I'd love to, but... my favorite commercial is on TV. -- 78 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO