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• Why not? After all, it belongs to him." (In response to the priest, who was attending him on his deathbed, and said "May the Lord have mercy on your soul.
  ~~ Charly Chaplin, d. 1977...
• May god have mercy on your soul. He didn't have it on your face.
• Lisa: I would like to say grace. Ahem. Lord, have mercy on my soul.
  ..and Mom's soul...and Dad's soul......
• All his successors gone before him have done 't; and all his ancestors that come after him may.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merry Wives of Windsor -- Act i, Sc. 1...
• Dan Quayle may not have been wanted by his parents, who kept asking him, after he was born, why he was not more like Gertrude.
  Gertrude died at birth....
• Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for the reputation. -- Lord Thomas Dewa
• In the Plaza Hotel once, when I was doing the quiz show, there was a priest in the elevator.
  I hope you're not offended by this--I'd tell a story about a rabbi but it doesn't fit, and neither did the rabbi and they finally threw him out of the synagogue....
• You used to have a rabbit. Beautiful little thing. Do you remember?
  Flossy. That's right. Flossy. Do you remember what happened to Flossy?...
• May the Lord open your eyes and heart so that you may understand him more clearer.
  -- Patrick Harubin, pgh@cs.duke.edu, soc.religion.islam...