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• Wrap that rascal -- Use write protect tabs.
• Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammers.
• No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up. -- Lily Tomli
• No matter how cynical you get, it's impossible to keep up.
• It is my misfortune - and probably my delight - to use things as my passions tell me.
  What a miserable fate for a painter who adores blondes to have to stop himself putting them into a picture because they don't go with the basket of fruit!...
• Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they get their head stuck in the jars.
  Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: To keep their ankles warm....
• Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
• Veni, Vidi, Visa.