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• Eat one live frog the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day.
• If you don't drink, when you wake up in the morning that's the best you're gonna feel all day.
  -- Martin Mull...
• Life! we 've been long together Through pleasant and through cloudy weathe
  'T is hard to part when friends are dear,-- Perhaps 't will cost a sigh, a tea...
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when your wife says, "Good morning, Bill," and your name is George.
• Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
  [Well, actually, to either of you... Ed.]...
• When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' -- Don Marqui
• When you start to think that life is tough and you've got it hard, stop, reflect on being a deckhand on Noah's ark.
• I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improved the world and a desire to enjoy the world.
  This makes it hard to plan the day....
• MORNING -- the time of day when the rising generation retires, and the retiring generation rises.