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• Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine.
  -- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (1844-1900)...
• He lived his life to the end.
• Here lies Bob... He lived his dream.
• No gilded dome swells from the lowly roof to catch the morning or evening beam
  but the love and gratitude of united America settle upon it in one eternal sunshine....
• I'm going to die". (...) "I shall manage. Don't you worry about me," Jack said between clenched teeth.
  Joy shook her head. "I think it can be better than that....
• I had a friend who was a clown... when he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
  .. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Mom, can he sleep over if he keeps his cod-piece on?
• Homer: Lisa, you like homework. Could you fill out this form for me?
  Lisa: Well, all right. If you'll listen to the poem I just wrote....