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• All the people are so happy now, their heads are caving in.
  I'm glad they are a snowman with protective rubber skin. -- They Might Be Gia...
• The Denver Boot is so called because when it is in use your car might as well be in Denver for all the use it is in getting you down to the Local.
• Oh, I'm so happy for you!
• Before you unburden yourself of your problems, recall to mind that half the people to whom you tell these could not care less, but if they could, they would make the effort.
  The other half, to whom you might unburden yourself, are happy to hear of your misfortunes, thinking that finally, you are getting what you deserve....
• Klink: My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married Mindy instead of Marge.
  [He takes Homer's hand, and they fly into the air] Home...
• We could be so happy you and me.
• You see, a minute goes by so fearfully quick. You might as well try to stop a Bandersnatch!
  -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
• Since life goes on - you might as well get on with it.
• Either I've gone nuts, or all this is really happening.
  If I'm nuts, I'll be the last to know. So I might as well act as if everything is just the way it looks....