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• Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally got it out and said it and now they can go eat.
  -- What most people are thinking when they say "I love you" -- Dick, age 7...
• It's all in the mind, so you might as well be happy.
• Now, where did I put that rubber doll?
• SPELUNKERS do it while wearing heavy rubber protective device
• Quite frankly I admit that I am not too talented, rather under-educated
  and not too up on current affairs, decidedly uninterested in sports, and additional to all of this I know practically nothing about the stock market, money management, international law, how to deal with terrorism and protective policy....
• I don't want the world. I just want your half. -- They Might Be Gia
• I don't want the world, I just want your half. -- the musical group They Might Be Gia
• Happy people are just so gross.
• You must wake and call me early, call me early, mother dea
  To-morrow 'll be the happiest time of all the glad New Year,-- Of all the glad New Year, mother, the maddest, merriest day...