Bart: Why the crap do we have to go to church anyway?
Marge: You just answered your own question with that commode mouth.
Besides, you kids need to learn morals and decency and how to
love your fellow man.
[in church]
Lovejoy: And with flaming swords, the Aromites did pierce the eyes of
their fellow men and did feast on what flowed forth. Among
whom also we all once conducted ourselves in the lusts of our
flesh...
-- Mmm, free eye goo, "Bart's Girlfriend"
Marge: You just answered your own question with that commode mouth.
Besides, you kids need to learn morals and decency and how to
love your fellow man.
[in church]
Lovejoy: And with flaming swords, the Aromites did pierce the eyes of
their fellow men and did feast on what flowed forth. Among
whom also we all once conducted ourselves in the lusts of our
flesh...
-- Mmm, free eye goo, "Bart's Girlfriend"
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