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It Is Reasonably Safe To Judge A Restaurant By The Coffee They Serve.
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It is reasonably safe to judge a restaurant by the coffee they serve. If
the stuff isn't up to snuff, than it is likely that the rest of the menu
will be inferior as well.
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Faire de la bonne cuisine demande un certain temps.
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You should tip the waiter $10, minus $2 if he tells you his name, another $
2 if he claims it will be His Pleasure to serve you and another $...
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2 if he claims it will be His Pleasure to serve you and another $...
Menu, n.: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of.
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. -- On the menu of a Swiss restaura