It is a mistake to think of all demons as being exactly alike. Some are
short while others are tall; some are yellow, others are blue; some are nasty
and others are extremely nasty. Some of the nastiest are quite fast as well.
Should you encounter one of these, it is a mistake to think at all. Much more
appropriate are such responses as running, screaming, and the very rapid
formation of a last will and testament.
-- The Teachings of Ebenezum, Vol. IX
