I think my career is ruined!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
-- Zippy the Pinhead
Related:
- Bo Derek ruined my life!
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Zippy the... - I don't know WHY I said that.. I think it came from the FILLINGS
in my rear molars.
Zippy the... - All of a sudden, I want to THROW OVER my promising ACTING CAREER,
grow a LONG BLACK BEARD and wear a BASEBALL HAT!! ... - While my BRAINPAN is being refused service in BURGER KING,
Jesuit priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!! -- Zippy... - I think I'd better go back to my DESK and toy with
a few common MISAPPREHENSIONS.
Zippy the... - I put aside my copy of ``BOWLING WORLD'' and think
about GUN CONTROL legislation.
Zippy the... - I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!!
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Zippy the... - You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide
on a NEW CAREER!
Zippy the... - I think I am an overnight sensation right now!!
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Zippy the...
From the same category:
- Pick another fortune
cookie... - We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane.
-- K.... - Things that make you go "aww fuck"
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Kate... - If the platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
Murphy's Military Laws,... - Don't worry about avoiding temptation -- as you grow older,
it starts avoiding you. -- The Old Farmer's...
