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• Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away.
  May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances....
• May the road rise to meet you. May the wind be ever at your back May the Good Lord keep you in the hollow of His hand.
  May your heart be as warm as your hearthstone. And when you come to die may the wail of the poor be the only sorrow you'll leave behind....
• You may be redneck... if your idea of health food is chitlins.
• You may be redneck... if your idea of health food is lard.
• You may be redneck... if your idea of health food is pork rinds.
• Change your thoughts and you change your world.
• Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
  -- Miriam Defensor Santiago -- The World Almanac and Book of Facts, 1993...