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• Wesley: "I always get an 'A'." Guinan: "So did Doctor Frankenstein.
  -- "Evolution", Stardate unknow...
• I always get an A. So did Dr. Frankenstein. -- Wesley and Guinan, "Evolution", stardate 43125.8
• You hear what she said Mordock? She said I was cute.
  "Is that good, Wesley?" Yes...I think. -- Wesley and Mordock about Oliana, "Coming of Age", stardate 41416....
• I hear they drummed you out of the continuum. I'd like to think of it as a significant career change.
  -- Guinan and Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1...
• I'm never going to feel this way about anyone else.
  You're right. I didn't expect you to say that. Oh, there will be others - but, the next time you feel love will be different....
• So just tell me to 'Shut up, Wesley' and I will. -- Wesley, "Datalore", stardate 41242.4
• Scott: "I don't know what it is exactly, but I would be *real* careful.
  It's real--" Picard: "Aldeberan whisky. Who do you think gave it to Guinan?...
• My views on evolution? I think Darwin was adopted. -- Steven Wright.
• Romulan #1: "Do not move." Picard: "What? Hey, you've made a mistake.
  Romulan #2: "Quiet, come with us." -- "Unification I", Stardate 45240.6...