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• Guinan: "You could learn a lot from this one." Q: "Sure, the robot who teaches the course in humanities.
  Data: "I am an android, not a robot." Q: "I beg your pardon." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• Q: "You don't believe me, do you? Do you think I would humiliate myself like this?
  Riker: "If it served your purpose, yes!" -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• Picard: "Q!" Q: "But I feel like celebrating!" Picard
  I don't!" Q: "All right!" -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• Guinan: "I enjoy that, and you'd better get used to it.
  Q: "What?!" Guinan: "Begging! You're a pitiful excuse for a human....
• Guinan: "Must be terribly frightening for you to be totally defenseless after all of those centuries of being omnipotent!
  Q: "I'm warning you, I still have friends in high places....
• This is incredible. "You see something here Q?" I think I just hurt my back.
  I'm feeling pain. I don't like it. What's the proper thing to say, 'Ow'?...
• Picard: "Human or not, I want no part of you." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
• Picard: "Well, I suppose that is the end of Q." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
• Q: "Can I have a Starfleet uniform?" -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1