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• If the shoe fits, buy it. -- Imelda Marco
• Purify the air: Plant tree
• Fight the Greenhouse Effect: PLANT TREES!!!
• Donate your shoe collection to Imelda Marcos. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
• It is considered bad form, when in the presence of Imelda Marcos, to say "If the shoe fits, wear it!
• A solution is just a problem waiting to happen.
• Has the brains of a house plant.
• To go where no man has gone before... BBSing!
• One pill makes you larger And if you go chasing rabbits And, one pill makes you small.
  And you know you're going to fall. And the ones that mother gives you, Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Don't do anything at all....