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It Is Considered Bad Form, When In The Presence Of Imelda Marcos, To Say "If The Shoe Fits, Wear It!
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It is considered bad form, when in the presence of Imelda Marcos, to say
"If the shoe fits, wear it!"
Related:
If the shoe fits, buy it. -- Imelda Marco
If the shoe fits, wear it.
Donate your shoe collection to Imelda Marcos. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
If The Shoe Fits - The Sock Fits !
People say I'm extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty.
But tell me, who wants to be surrounded by garbage?...
If the shoe fits, it's not government issue.
If the shoe fits ... it's the wrong colour.
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Gold's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
