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• Hey! You with the broken nose! Play the piano! But I don't have a broken nose &l
  S M A C K> Now shut up and play... -- Ano...
• I'm not a lawyer, but I play one on the guitar.
• I'm not a lawyer, but I play one on the violin.
• My house is made out of balsa wood. When no one is home across the street, except the little kids, I go out and lift my house up over my head.
  I tell them to stay out of my yard or I'll throw it at them. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I wasn't there. I didn't do it. I want my lawyer!
• I can't reach the brakes on this piano!
• She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing, you should hear me play piano.
  ' -- Morrisey...
• She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing, you should hear me play piano.
  '" -- Morrisey...