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• He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
• I cannot remember a time when I did not take it as understood that everybody has at least two, if not twenty-two, sides to him.
  -- Robertson Davies from Fifth Busine...
• A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two.
• Rush Limbaugh: So conservative he has two right sides.
• A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
  After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it....
• I know a politician who believes that there are two sides to every question--and takes them both.
  -- Ken Murray...
• If a town has one lawyer, he starves; if it has two lawyers, they both get rich.
• Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.
  -- Montesquieu...