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• Any given program will expand to fill all available resources.
• VAX Violate All eXecutio
• Of course I am sure you have all heard of Ma and Pa Kettle getting bored with life and deciding to go on the new television program, Divorce Court.
  They even agreed to get a divorce, just to see how it would feel....
• Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.
  -- The Fifth Law of Computer Programming...
• But Ma, Johnny has all of his doors registered!
• Any given program will expand to fill available memory.
• All machines are amplifiers. -- Cooper's Law
• Laws of Computer Programming: 1. Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
  2. Any given program costs more and takes longer....
• 0317 Can you program in assembler on 2 different machines?
  0318 ... on 4 different machines? 0319 ... on 8 different machines? -- from THE HACKER TEST...