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But Ma, Johnny Has All Of His Doors Registered!
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But Ma, Johnny has all of his doors registered!
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Key to Status: S=D/K. S is the status of a person in an organization, D is the number of doors he must open to perform his job and K is the number of keys he carries.
A higher number denotes a higher status. Example...
All airline pilots sound like Johnny Cash.
MVS AIRLINES The passengers all gather in the hanger, watching hundreds of technicians check the flight systems on this immense, luxury aircraft.
This plane has at least 10 engines and seats over 1,000 passengers....
Time is a random wind that blows down a long corridor, slamming all the doors.
Grandma: Homer, you grew up so handsome. Homer: Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd.
I can't believe you're here! Dad always told me you died while I was at the movies....
Democracy is government by the people with open discussion and free speech.
This allows those with no ideas to unload their thinking in the most tedious and lengthy manner....
poll v.,n. 1. [techspeak] The action of checking the status of an input line, sensor, or memory location to see if a particular external event has been registered.
2. To repeatedly call or check with someone: "I keep polling him, but he's not answering his phone...
poll: v.,n. 1. [techspeak] The action of checking the status of an input line, sensor, or memory location to see if a particular external event has been registered.
2. To repeatedly call or check with someone: "I keep polling him, but he's not answering his phone...
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