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• When he first ran for office, he appealed to the vote
  I never stole anything in my life. All I ask is a chance." -- Anon....
• It's MY idea 'cause I stole it first!
• Chester: He didn't create Itchy: I did. Bart: Huh?
  Chester: He stole the character from me in 1928. When I complained, his thugs kicked me out of his office, and dropped an anvil on me....
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• Get your grubby hands off my tagline! I stole it first!
• All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.