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• I broke my Window and saw OS/2.
• defenestration n. [mythically from a traditional Czech assasination method, via SF fandom] 1.
  Proper karmic retribution for an incorrigible punster....
• I backed up my hard drive and smashed into a bus.
• As I awoke this morning, When all things sweet are born, A robin perched upon my sill To hail a happy morn.
  He looked so young and fragile, So sweetly did he sing, That thoughts of joy and happiness Into my heart did spring....
• I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down, then I thought 'One of us is in real trouble'.
  -- Davey Allison, re: a 150MPH crash...
• QOTD: I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down, then I thought 'One of us is in real trouble'.
  -- Davey Allison, on a 150 m.p.h. crash...
• Woke up, got up, wandered around, opened a window, saw a bulldozer....
• I saw it on the radio.
• Was it a car or a cat I saw?