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• If you want to know what happens to you when you die, go look at some dead stuff. -- Dave Enyea
• If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good. -- Bill Gate
• Just because you look good don't mean you feel good.
  Fools always look good in their coffins. -- Elvi...
• How I love C! The only language where main(){ puts("hello, world!
  ); } is equivalent to int i;main(){for(;i["]
• On a clear disk you can seek forever. -- P. J. Denning
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• If you read this tagline right to the very end you will most certainly die.
• May the road rise to meet you. May the wind be ever at your back May the Good Lord keep you in the hollow of His hand.
  May your heart be as warm as your hearthstone. And when you come to die may the wail of the poor be the only sorrow you'll leave behind....
• It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
  Bartlett's Familiar Quotations is an admirable work, and I studied it intently....